英语翻译有哪位高手可以帮我把下面的中文翻译成英文?哈哈,我是没教养,我承认,但我可以挺直了腰杆,正大光明的骂在背后说我老

英语翻译
有哪位高手可以帮我把下面的中文翻译成英文?
哈哈,
我是没教养,我承认,
但我可以挺直了腰杆,正大光明的骂在背后说我老婆坏话的人.
貌似在别人背后说坏话,做长舌妇,就是很有教养的哦?
呃..
对了,你是一"爷们",不好意思,不好意思..
在背后说人坏话,你家人是怎么教育你的?
哥们,其实我很理解你,更同情你.
你现在学成这个样子,也不能完全怪你呀.
所谓上梁不正下梁歪.
唉,这就是为什么中国虽然是二战战胜国,为什么还富不起来的原因.
三六九等?
嗯..确实,人确实分三六九等.
但是这只局限余"人",那个叫李银的家伙你明白吗?
可能我说的太深熬了,你看不懂吧?
简单点说就是如下,
地球不适合你,
你快回家吧,
呃..你家不是在火星吗?
对了,回到了火星,记得把你脸上的分辨率调低点...
还有阿,
这位仁兄你会点英文你摆弄什么呀摆弄,
这更证明了你美丽的家乡是火星,而不是地球,
.........
翻译的时候最好按照汉字的格式把段落分开.
十分谢各位英语达人了....

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还是希望别这样的好 对他人不尊重的