英语翻译My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dang

英语翻译
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat,while I am forced to eat dry cereal.The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded.I must try this at the top of the stairs.In an attempt to disgust and repel these vile oppressors,I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair ...must try this on their bed.Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body,in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of,and to try to strike fear into their hearts.They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.Hmmm ...Not working according to plan.I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.He is obviously a half-wit.The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly.I am certain he reports my every move.Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.But I can wait,it is only a matter of time ...

我的绑架者继续我的愤怒情绪与怪诞小摇摇欲坠的物体.他们吃晚饭了极高的对鲜肉,而我被迫吃干麦片.只有一件事,我一直去的是逃脱的希望,以及轻度满意我从败坏偶尔一件家具.明天我可能吃另一所工厂,今天我之所以试图杀死我的绑架者所编织的左右脚,而他们走路几乎成功了.我要试试这个在顶部的楼梯.在试图厌和击退这些邪恶的压迫者,我再次诱导自己令人作呕对他们最喜爱的主持...一定要试试这个对自己的床上.无头老鼠,并把他们带到了无头的尸体,企图使他们意识到什么,我有能力,并设法罢工恐惧到他们的心坎上.他们只Cooed和Condescended大概是一个非常好的猫,我的. 恩 ...不工作按计划进行.我深信,其他俘虏都是Flunkies也许Snitches .狗通常被释放,似乎更乐于回报.他显然是一个半束手无策.鸟问题,另一方面已经成为一个报案人,操定期与他们联络.我很肯定地说,他的报告我的一举一动.由于他目前安置在金属室他的安全是有保证的.不过,我可以等待,这只是一个时间的问题...