英语翻译周末要拍英语话剧,但是限于寝室哥们和我的英语水平,所以借用网络向各位大大求救!人数五人,分别为1旁白,2大爷,3

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周末要拍英语话剧,但是限于寝室哥们和我的英语水平,所以借用网络向各位大大求救!人数五人,分别为1旁白,2大爷,3登记员,4医生,5护士.
剧情如下：
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一个乡下的大爷,因为不相信自己乡下的诊所,所以,来到了当地的县城,想来挂专家门诊.
地点1：登记处
登记员：您好,专家门诊50元.
大爷：好好好,专家门诊就是不一样,我相信!
地点2：办公室
好医生：哟,大爷,您那不舒服啊,你详细的和我说说.
大爷：我就是嗓子疼,头疼,还老咳嗽.医生,你看是怎么回事啊?我还能活多久啊?
好医生：（轻声说）唉,又是一个被所谓专家给欺骗的人,何苦呢,唉...
随后对大爷说：大爷,您别担心,听我的话,您一会过去打个针,拿点药回去,回去按我说的吃,就您这身子骨,还能抱上曾孙子呢~
大爷：好好好,行行行,你这么说我就放心了.哈哈!
地点3：输液大厅
大爷：哟,护士,我打小就怕疼,你一会轻点啊~
护士：放心,我当了20多年的护士了...
大爷：那我就放心了,哈哈……嗷!
护士慢慢的说：没有一针是不疼的~
大爷离开了县城,回到了村里.按医生的吩咐,吃了药,没过几天,身子就好了.大爷非常高兴,逢人就说：专家,
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这个剧情可能有点简陋,不过因为着急用,也不多说了.如果各位大大能顺便给改改,让它更有意义,小生感激不尽~
PS:因为宿舍哥几个英语都不是很厉害,所以希望大大们翻译的时候,尽量用简单点的词汇,

A country's uncle,because they do not believe that their country's clinics,therefore,came to the local county,experts want to come hang out.
Location 1:Registration Office
Registrar:Hello,experts out-patient 50.
Grandpa:good good,expert patient is not the same,I believe!
Location 2:Office of the
Good doctor:yo,uncle,you are not comfortable with that ah,you and I talk about in detail.
Grandpa:I am sore throat,headache,cough is older.Doctor,you see how the thing ah?I can Huoduo Jiu ah?
Good doctor:(whispers) Oh,another was a so-called experts to deceive people,why bother it,alas ...
Subsequent uncle,said:Grandpa,you do not worry,listen to me,you will pass one play a needle,get some medicine to go back,go back and eat according to what I said on you about this body of bone,but also holds the great-grandsons do
Grandpa:good good,trekking trip,you are so that I can rest assured.哈哈!
Location 3:infusion Hall
Grandpa:yo,nurse,I play a small to painlessly,you will light a point ah
Nurse:rest assured that I have been a nurse more than 20 years of ...
Grandpa:That I will not worry,ha ha ......wailing!!!!!!!
Nurse slowly to say:no one was hurt in pin
Grandpa left the town and returned to the village.According to a doctor's instructions,Chile Yao,a few days later,body enough.Grandpa is very pleased with everyone that said:experts,cows!