搜搜做题作业网求一段英语段子英语课要求.没办法.求一段既简短又容易读的英语段子...可以是笑话~谚语~什么的.我要拿去上课读一下而已.
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求一段英语段子
英语课要求.没办法.求一段既简短又容易读的英语段子...可以是笑话~谚语~什么的.我要拿去上课读一下而已.
我要的是一段对话啊。..大概也要50-100个词吧
英语课要求.没办法.求一段既简短又容易读的英语段子...可以是笑话~谚语~什么的.我要拿去上课读一下而已.
我要的是一段对话啊。..大概也要50-100个词吧
Early Shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge,"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
采购过早
那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.
“采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.
“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”
在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.
A woman got on a bus,holding a baby.
The bus driver said,"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff,the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said,"Why,he's a public servant and shouldn't
say
things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said."I think I'll go back up there and give him a
piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said."Here,let me hold your monkey."
我觉得下则蛮好玩的,就是有点小长····
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge,"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
采购过早
那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.
“采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.
“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”
在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.
A woman got on a bus,holding a baby.
The bus driver said,"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff,the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said,"Why,he's a public servant and shouldn't
say
things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said."I think I'll go back up there and give him a
piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said."Here,let me hold your monkey."
我觉得下则蛮好玩的,就是有点小长····
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