英语翻译:标题One Line Humor什么意思 和以下句子 谢谢

英语翻译:标题One Line Humor什么意思 和以下句子 谢谢
One Line Humor

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality
just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

一句话幽默
[1] Regular naps prevent old age,especially if you take them while
driving.一般来说小睡可以防止衰老,特别是开车的时候小睡.(意指疲劳驾驶的危险.如果驾驶时打磕睡会没命活到老)
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!婚姻是这样一种关系:一个人总是对的,而另一个是丈夫!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.I tried - but they wanted cash.我相信我们所有人应该用微笑来交税.我试过了,可是他们要现金.(PAY OUR TAX WITH A SMILE 一句双意,从前意思是带着微笑交税.联系后面一句有理解为用微笑交税.)
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.一个孩子长得最快的时候是你买了新校服之后的那个月.
[6] Don't feel bad.A lot of people have no talent.不要难过.许多人根本没有才能.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,marry the one you cannot live without,but whatever you do,you'll regret it later.不要和你想和他一起生活的人结婚.和你的生活中不能没有他的那个人结婚.但无论你怎样做,以后都会后悔.
9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.坏的官员是有不投票的好市民选出来的.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.懒惰只不过是在觉得累之前休息的习惯.
[11] Marriage is give and take.You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.婚姻就是给予与取得.你最好给她,否则她会拿走.
[12] My wife and I always compromise.I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.我妻子和我总是互相妥协.我承认我错了,她同意我的观点.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.那些不能嘲笑自己的人,别人会嘲笑来嘲笑他们.
[14] Ladies first.Pretty ladies sooner.女士优先.漂亮女士更优先.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,always with the same person.成功的婚姻需要你恋爱很多次,但总是要和同一个人.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.如果你喜欢记忆多国做事情的时候,你就变老了.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,he still ends up with the same boss.无论一个已婚男人换多少次工作,他总是为同一个老板打工.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.真正的朋友是你换很多次电话簿以后一直还存在的人.
[19] Saving is the best thing.Especially when your parents have done it for you.储蓄是一件好事情.特别是当你的父母帮你做了之后.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 智者说话是因为他们言之无物.愚者说话是因为他们必须说话.
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!他们称我们的语言为母语,因为父亲极少有机会说话.
[22] Man:Is there any way for long life?Dr:Get married.
Man:Will it help?
Dr:No,but then the thought of long life will never come.
男人:有没有方法可以长寿?
医生:结婚.
男人:这有用吗?
医生:没什么用.不过结婚后你就不会想长寿了.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality
just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
为什么结婚的人要在婚礼上手牵手?这就像两个拳击手开赛之前握手一样.
[24]Wife:Darling today is our anniversary,what should we do?
Husband:Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
妻子:亲爱的,今天是我们的结婚纪念日,我们应该做点什么呢?
丈夫:让我们默哀两分钟吧.
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered.其实人们讨论因为爱而结婚和父母安排的婚姻有什么区别很可笑.这就像你问一个人:是自杀好还是被谋杀好.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.世上只有一个完美的孩子,每个母亲都有一个!
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!世上只有一个完美的妻子,每个邻居都有一个!