英语翻译I hate school,and my teacher is really disappoint at me,

英语翻译
I hate school,and my teacher is really disappoint at me,but I don’t care.Once I ripped up my text and used it for my art project,but I still got a “D”,which I was really glad about that.I went to a gallery,and copied one Picasso’s painting,and drew a pig head instead of a normal head and hung my picture beside it.And I still think that I am pretty good at singing too,because I taught Adele how to sing “Rolling in the deep”,but nobody believe that,including Obama and Steven Harper.
I can memorize the whole Good Book and every number of circumference ratio.I can live without food for a whole week,but still feel very energetic and can still run 10 miles without breaking a sweat.I can sleep for a whole winter just like hibernate.And I can keep my eyes open for 5 minutes without blinking.
I’ve been to 20 different countries and I can even swim from Shanghai to Vladivostok.I use a lead core for 2 months with more than 2000 words a day.I can wear a same shirt for a month but still clean and neat.I can wash 10 jackets in 2 minutes.And I always make my own clothes and shoes and sometimes I would sell them,and now I have a company of my own,which is Adidas.
You know I am not very rich.Till now,I only have 1 house in Canada,2 cars in America,4 apartments in China,and 9 refuges in Libya.I donate 1 cent each time to Red Cross instead of donate a huge amount of money at once.Because then I can be on the donating board very often,and till now,I had 197 times to be on board,but you should know that I just only donated 1 dollar and 97 cents.My biggest wish is to have a iPhone 20,in order to achieve this wish,I had almost 800 phone calls to Steven Jobs.I was glad that he said he could do that in future at last,but as I was dreaming about iPad30,Steven Jobs died.
Many people said that I am a very humor person,and make them laugh all the time.But actually I don’t think I am,because I like to laugh,and make them laugh.Once I was on Kim Jong’s wedding,the emcee asked me to say something,and what I said was “the lobster was good” and “I wish Kim Jong would never ever break up”,but after I finished that,they were all laughing.
I think I should stop writing for now,because my mom just received a call from Queen Elizabeth,she asked me if I can attend her daughter’s wedding,and I’m still wondering what I could say.

我恨学校,我的老师是我很失望,但我不在乎.有一次我撕掉了我的文字和用它为我的艺术项目,但我仍然有一个“丁”,我很高兴.我去了一个画廊,并复制一个毕加索的画,画了一头猪而不是一个正常的头挂我的照片旁边.我仍然觉得我很擅长唱歌,因为我教阿黛勒如何唱“滚动在深”,但没有人相信,包括奥巴马和史提芬·哈伯.我可以背诵整好的书,每一个数的比值.我没有食物能活一个星期,但仍然感到精力充沛,仍然可以运行10英里,没有打破汗水.我可以睡一整个冬天就像冬眠.我可以睁开眼睛了5分钟不眨眼.我到过20个不同的国家,我甚至可以从上海到海参崴.我用铅芯为2个月,超过2000字的一天.我可以穿衬衫月但还干净整洁.我可以洗10夹克2分钟.我总是自己做衣服和鞋子,有时我会卖给他们,现在我有自己的公司,这是阿迪达斯.你知道我不是很有钱.直到现在,我只有1家在加拿大,2辆在美国,4在中国,并在利比亚避难的9.我捐1分每一次红十字会捐赠一大笔钱在一次.因为我可以在捐赠委员会经常,直到现在,我曾197次在船上,但是你要知道,我只是捐赠1美元97美分.我最大的愿望是有一个20,为了实现这个愿望,我几乎800的电话,史提芬工作.我很高兴,他说他能在未来的最后,但我梦到ipad30工作,史提芬死了.很多人都说我是一个很幽默的人,并使他们一直笑.但事实上我不认为我是,因为我喜欢笑,让他们笑.我曾经是基姆·琼的婚礼上,主持人问我说的东西,和我所说的是“龙虾是好的”,“我希望基姆钟永远不会分手”,但我吃完后,他们都在笑.我想我应该停止写作,因为我妈妈刚刚收到一个电话,伊丽莎白女王,她问我,如果我能参加她女儿的婚礼上,我还是不知道我能说什么.