英语短文阅读同志,求求你们啦,求1-3篇初中90秒的英语阅读短文,笑话,故事,诗歌,不限（上边3个最好）,快,人命关天啊

英语短文阅读
同志,求求你们啦,求1-3篇初中90秒的英语阅读短文,笑话,故事,诗歌,不限（上边3个最好）,快,人命关天啊!

一：Jack is seven years old. He can do many things by himself. He can smell with his nose. He can use his hands to play basketball. He can enjoy the delicious food with his mouth. In fact, he is proud of his sense of taste. Even though( 即使 ) he closes his eyes, he can still tell different food by his tongue. But his parents are worried about him. Why? Jack is deaf. He became deaf because of a high fever when he was two years old. However, he doesn’t feel sad. He goes to school every day. He is ready to help others. He gets along well with his classmates. He makes up his mind to be a teacher in the future.
二：The students were having their chemistry class. Miss Li was telling the children what water was like. After that, she asked her students, “What’s water? “ No one spoke for a few minutes. Miss Li asked again, “Why don’t you answer my question? Didn’t I tell you what water is like? “ Just then a boy put up his hand and said, “Miss Li, you told us that water has no colour and no smell. But where to find such kind of water? The water in the river behind my house is always black and it has a bad smell.” People polluted it badly. Most of the children agreed with him. “I’ m sorry, children,” said the teacher, “Our water is getting dirtier and dirtier. That’s a problem.”
三：Nasreddin woke up in the middle of the night and saw something whitein his garden.It seemed to be moving towards the house.That is a thief(小偷)! He thought,and he took his gun and shot(开枪) at him. Then he went back to bed,because he was too frightened害怕) to go out of the house in the dark.The next morning Nasreddin went out and saw one of his white shirts hanging on the clothes-line in the garden,his wife had washed it the day before and hung it out to dry. Now it had a bullet- hole right through middle of it.My God,said Nasreddin, I was lucky last night. If I had been wearing that shirt,the bullet would have killed me! And he called his neighbours together and asked them to thank God for saving him.