初二英语笑话

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1、周而复始老王在树下休息,老李走过来对他说：“嗨,为什么不去上山砍柴?”老王说：“砍柴干什么?”老李说：“好卖钱啊.卖到钱就可以买驴,再沿家挨户卖柴.挣了钱就再买卡车,然后买木厂卖木器,再买更多的卡

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

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Hithestorybelowismadebymyself,dog:docatsclimbtrees?Eagle:Yes,theydo!dog:Howdoyouknowthat?Eagle:oneni

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

刚排队买小吃,突然有人拍我肩膀我一下,扭头一看是个妹子.而且还不认识.用差异的眼神看着她,她说:不好意思认错了.然后跟旁边一个女的走到门口的时候,来了句,帅个屁.声音很小,但是我还听到了.

Napoleoninabattlewiththeenemy,thetenacityoftheresistanceencountered,theteamsufferedheavylosses,thesi

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

Canwehaveourteacherback?　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoi

我给你来个好玩点的（小学水平的）向警察说发生了撞车ongcarcame,onecarcametoo.twocar"peng""peng",onecardie.就是短了点要不你去找个笑话来翻译

Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow".老

3×7=?一天,小明考试回家,爸爸：儿子,考的咋样呀?小明：有一题不会!那题10分!可我硬着头皮乱写了一个答案,希望它对.爸爸：哪题呀?10分那么多?小明：是3×7!我不知道等于几!爸爸：那你写了啥?

1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas

Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtofriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,Come

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

1.Twoboysaretalkingaboutthesunandthemoon."Whichoneofthemismoreuseful?"askedoneofthem.两个男孩在谈论太阳和月亮.“它

1.Therearefivemenaccusedofsmokingclosetotalktotheteachertoteachthemonebyone:Thefirsttrulyrecognizeth

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