英语翻译Gerrard is going on a journey to save Xabi alonso,his lo

英语翻译
Gerrard is going on a journey to save Xabi alonso,his longtime princess from the tall,tall tower protected by Cristianosaurus,a beast known for his legendary diving speeds and fatal teardrops,along with De Jong,a karate kid,who takes pleasure in torturing gerrard's princess,and wayne rooney,a beast known for,well scaring kids with his ferocious face...gerrard is accompanied by Cesc fabregas,a charming young good-doer willing to help for the adventure...gerard and cesc arrive at the tower and are confronted by they beasts...diving in a big sea just under the tower...gerard tells cesc that he can sneak by and go fetch Alonso while he stays and fights the ugly monsters...cesc go gets alonso and falls and they fall in love with each other...while gerrard finishes off cristianosaurus by giving him a heart attack (he messed up crissy's hair ) rooney decides to dive along with his soul mate and kills himself with cristianosaurus...gerrard then sees cesc and alonso kissing and gets jealous eventually grabbing alonso and throwing him to De jong...with one impressive kung fu move right on alonso's heart he finishes him off...leaving gerrard and cesc alone...cesc realizes that he should go to liverpool with his mate gerrard and leave behind the Fcb-arsenal feud...he and gerrard live happily ever after...
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3楼的自行删楼吧

关于这段话的来源,这段话并不像楼长所说的一样是一个童话,而是雅虎网友恶搞出来的段子.首先,有网友出了一个有趣的题目,让大家用自己熟悉的足球运动员编写一个剧本,其中列出了真反派主角,场景等等.然后自己贴出了一个版本,算是抛砖引玉.而现在这个版本,是后来网友的精彩回复.具体链接如下：
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100821183115AAkydjD
另,文章贬义色彩浓重,希望只是当个笑料看待,并不需较真.
杰拉德正行走在解救阿隆索的路上,阿隆索是他的公主,现在被关在由“蜥蜴罗”看守的城堡里,蜥蜴罗是一头以梦幻的俯冲速度和致命的泪滴而闻名的野兽.与蜥蜴罗一起看守的还有德容,一个空手道小孩,他以折磨杰拉德的公主为乐.同样,还有鲁尼,一个喜欢用他那恐怖的脸来吓唬小朋友的兽.
与杰拉德同行的是法布雷加斯,这个年轻帅气的实干家很愿意在冒险旅程帮忙.杰拉德和法布雷加斯来到了城堡前面,遭遇到了那些怪兽,所以他们先潜到了城堡下面的深海里.杰拉德让法布雷吉斯偷偷的跑出去,去救阿隆索,他自己留下来和那些丑陋的妖怪斗争.但是当法布雷加斯找到阿隆索的时候,他们俩却相爱了.另一方面,杰拉德给他会心一击,把蜥蜴罗给做了（方法是--他弄乱了那妞的头发）.鲁尼决定追随他的“红颜知己”,所以自杀了.
当杰拉德看到阿隆索和法布雷加斯亲吻的时候,心生嫉妒,他抓住了阿隆索把他丢向了德容.以一记完美的功夫招式德容就把阿隆索给解决的.现在就只剩下杰拉德和法布雷加斯了.法布雷加斯知道现在再不能管那些巴萨和阿森纳的宿仇了,还是和伙伴杰拉德去利物浦算了.从此,俩人幸福的生活在一起.
注释：σαυρος 希腊语(sauros ) = Lagarto=蜥蜴,这儿把c罗比作蜥蜴,丑化之.
crissy,指Crissy Moran,为欧洲av女星,这儿将c罗比作为她,更是调侃了他那永远不乱的头发一番.