英语翻译1.An old woman walked into a clothes shop.She asked the

英语翻译
1.An old woman walked into a clothes shop.She asked the salesgirl to let her have a look at a new dress,but the girl stood still behind the counter(柜台),taking no notice of the request.The old woman spoke to the girl again,raising her voice a bit,but still received no answer.The old woman looked at the girl and nodded to herself,“I am too old to see well.I can×t even tell a plastic model from a real girl!”
On hearing this,the salesgirl shouted to the old woman,“What?Did you call me a plastic model?”The old woman was greatly surprised.“Oh,dear me,”she said.“The model can speak!”
2.Tokyo is one of those places that you can love and hate at the same time.
In Tokyo there are always too many people in the places where I want to be.Of course there are too many cars.The Japanese drive very fast,but in Tokyo they often spend a long time in traffic jams(拥挤).Tokyo is not different from London,Paris and New York in that.It is different when one wants to walk.
At certain times of the day there are a lot of people on foot in London×s Oxford Street.But the streets near the Ginze in Tokyo always have a lot of people on foot,and sometimes it is really difficult to walk.People are very polite;there are just too many of them.
The worst time to be in the street is at 11:30 at night.That is when the night-clubs are closing and everybody wants to go home.There are 35 000 night-clubs in Tokyo,and you do not often see one that is empty.
During the day ,most people travel to and from work by train.Tokyo people buy six million train tickets every day.At most stations,trains arrive every two or three minutes,but at certain hours there do not seem to be enough trains.Although they are usually crowded,Japanese trains are very good.They always leave and arrive on time.On a London train you would see everybody reading a newspaper.In Tokyo trains everybody in a seat seems to be asleep,whether his journey is long or short.
In Tokyo,I stood outside the station for five minutes.Three fire-engines(消防车) race past on the way to one of the many fires that Tokyo has every day .Tokyo has so many surprises that none of them can really surprise me now.

1：一位老妇走进一家服装店,她和女服务员说试一下新款衣服,但那个女孩对她置之不理,一直站在柜台后面.老妇稍稍抬高嗓门又说了一遍,但还是得不到女孩的回应.这时老妇看着女孩自言自语说：“我太老了,以至于连塑料模特和真人都分不清了”.一听到这个那个女孩对老妇喊道：“你说什么,你刚才说我是塑料模特?”老妇非常惊讶的说：“我的天啊,模特居然能说话!”
2：东京是一座让你有爱有恨的都市.在东京有很多人,当然也有很多车.日本人开车倒是很快,但在东京遇通常会花很长时间在交通堵塞上.这一点和伦敦 巴黎 纽约一样.但在步行这一点上是不一样的.
伦敦牛津大街上只会在某一个时段挤满了步行的人们.但在东京的银座,不论何时都是人山人海,让你寸步难行.但人们都很懂礼数.也正是因为他们的存在才能秩序井然.
最糟糕的时段当属晚上11点半,那时正值夜店关门而人们都想回家之时.在东京大概有三万五千家夜店,但你从不会发现里面空无一人.
在白天,多数人选择新干线上下班.东京的人们每日总计会买60万张车票.大多数时候,每隔两三分钟就会有一辆车到站,但在某个时间段也会有不来车的情形.尽管新干线通常都会很拥挤,但它还是相当不错的,总是很准时.在伦敦的列车上你经常会看见人们读报纸.但在东京,无论乘客是长途还是短途,给人的感觉是他们仿佛睡着了.
在东京,我仅在车站驻足了5分钟,就有3辆消防车经过,赶赴火场.东京有许多令人意想不到的事情,但这些事情对我来说现在都不足为奇了.