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谁有英语小故事100字左右
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Marriage Arranged by an Unborn Baby
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition.
"How?" I asked."Her marriage was arranged by her unborn baby." "What do you mean?" I was puzzled.
"She had to get married because of her premarital pregnancy,"She explained in embarrassment.
一个小孩逃学的故事!很简单,不用我翻译.
A Holiday from School
Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
If he sneezed,he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
If he had headache,he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.
He spent more time at home than he did at school.
On the days that he did go to school,he lookde for excuses to come home early.
One day he came home from school in the middle of the morning.
His father was surprised.
"You're home early," he said."Is the school closed today?"
"No,dad," Tommy said."It's open.I came home early."
"How did you do that?" his father asked him."What did you say to the teacher?"
"I told her that I had a new baby brother and that I had to come home and help you."
"But your mother has had twins,"his father said,"a boy and a girl.You've got a baby brother and a baby sister."
"Yes,I know,Dad," Tommy said."I'm saving up my baby sister for next weed."
给父亲帮忙
Helping your father
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot,my son," said the cleric."why don't you rest a moment,and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to a break.Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.Losing his patience,the clergyman said,"Your father must be a real slave driver.Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer,"he's under the load of hay."
新的和旧的哪个更重要?
Looking after what's important
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.She was bracing herself by
holding a light post with one hand,and she was holding her hat snugly against her head with her other hand.
Unfortunately,a strong gust blew her dress upward,and it
continued to flap in the wind,exposing her privates for
everyone to see.
The policeman asked,"Hey Lady,everybody is taking a look
at what you've got.Don't you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"
"Look,sonny,.What these people are looking at is 85
years old...But this frigging hat is BRAND NEW!"
Marriage Arranged by an Unborn Baby
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition.
"How?" I asked."Her marriage was arranged by her unborn baby." "What do you mean?" I was puzzled.
"She had to get married because of her premarital pregnancy,"She explained in embarrassment.
一个小孩逃学的故事!很简单,不用我翻译.
A Holiday from School
Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
If he sneezed,he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
If he had headache,he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.
He spent more time at home than he did at school.
On the days that he did go to school,he lookde for excuses to come home early.
One day he came home from school in the middle of the morning.
His father was surprised.
"You're home early," he said."Is the school closed today?"
"No,dad," Tommy said."It's open.I came home early."
"How did you do that?" his father asked him."What did you say to the teacher?"
"I told her that I had a new baby brother and that I had to come home and help you."
"But your mother has had twins,"his father said,"a boy and a girl.You've got a baby brother and a baby sister."
"Yes,I know,Dad," Tommy said."I'm saving up my baby sister for next weed."
给父亲帮忙
Helping your father
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot,my son," said the cleric."why don't you rest a moment,and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to a break.Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.Losing his patience,the clergyman said,"Your father must be a real slave driver.Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer,"he's under the load of hay."
新的和旧的哪个更重要?
Looking after what's important
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.She was bracing herself by
holding a light post with one hand,and she was holding her hat snugly against her head with her other hand.
Unfortunately,a strong gust blew her dress upward,and it
continued to flap in the wind,exposing her privates for
everyone to see.
The policeman asked,"Hey Lady,everybody is taking a look
at what you've got.Don't you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"
"Look,sonny,.What these people are looking at is 85
years old...But this frigging hat is BRAND NEW!"