谁有英语搞笑短文,两人对话形式的,时间在3-5分钟之间,连带翻译???要快啊

:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr

:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr

请问需要什么话题的对话?下面这个是预定旅店房间的Agent:BackpackerHostel,MayIhelpyou?Tourist:Yeah,I'dliketobookaroomforsevenda

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

推荐几篇好了Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirb

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapoorold

这个很简单.您去看几集“生活大爆炸”,绝对有收获,这电视剧每分每秒都有笑点

A:Hi,Tony.I'mstartingaband.willyoujoinus?B:Sure,Ben.I'dlovetobeinabandA:OK,good.whichinstrumentwilly

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent‘switnesses．Onewit

嗨!有一次捡了一手机打算还给失主,在通讯录里找到失主表妹电话,于是发短信过去：我捡到了你表哥的手机,请让他联系我.一分钟后失主表妹回复：好的,于是我安心地等待失主电话,几分钟后,我又收到一条短信：哥,

walksintoaboutique.Shewantstobuyascarf.SalesAssoc:Hi,areyoubeinghelped?Karen:No,I'mnot.I'minterested

我来说一个…呵呵背景：有一个人,他的外国朋友要来看望他,然后他不会打招呼,便让他儿子教他,他儿子说,遇到外国朋友就说：howareyou他便会说：i'mfine!andyou?然后你就回metoo!然

Teacher:Tom,yourcompositionon“MyDog”isexactlythesameasyourbrother’s.Didyoucopyhis?Tom:Nosir,it’sthes

1A:Howdoyouspell“pig".你怎么拼写pigB:P-I-G.P-I-G.A:What?P-U-G?什么?P-U-G?B:No,P-I-G.I.不是的,P-I-G.是'I'A:U.B:I

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapoorold

en有个学生爬墙出校,被校长抓到了,校长问他：“为什么不从校门走?”他说,“美特斯邦威,不走寻常路.”校长又问他,“这么高的墙怎么翻过去的啊?”他指了指裤子说：“李宁,一切皆有可能!”校长又问他,“翻

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp

1、I：Goodmorning,everyone!MynameisLily,I’mhonoredforthisinterview.B:Goodmorning,let’scalmdownthenwe‘l