英语课前笑话

帮你找了几个,你看哪个简单,好笑,就用哪个～Abrunette（深色的）,aredhead,andablondewererobbingasupermarketwhenapoliceofficerwal

onecarcometheothercargotwocarspongpongpeopledie再问：释义再答：直接直译，有语法错误，但本身就是为了搞笑。再答：pongpong就是撞车的声音。再答：算了

Onestudenttoanother:"HowareyourEnglishlessonscomingalong?""Fine.Iusedtobeonewhocouldn'tunderstandthe

给我个邮箱··我发给你

Hi,Sweetie!嗨,Sweetie!Hi,Winni!What'sup?嗨,Winni!怎么了?Nothingspecial,hey,youchangedhairstyle!没什么特别的啦,喂,

Afroggoestohavehisfortunetold.Thefortunetellerlooksathislittlewebbedpalmandsays,"Aha!You'reabouttome

自己去看看吧,很不错的再问：我手机进入不了那网页，你帮我写个答案呗再答：我命运，我把握编辑语：正如世界上没有两片相同的叶子，我们每个人都是独一无二的。相信自己，命运就掌握在我们的手中。Consider

就和我们的classreport一样,你做一个课件,课件的内容你可以从网上找,也可以从英语报纸上找,然后说一段英语介绍一下这个内容等等

TheMostImportantThinginMyLifeSomethingsaroundusmaybesmall,butoftenit‘sofgreatvalueinourlife.Soacommo

我是中国人,请用国语和我说话Ok?

可以准备voa或bbc的news

好听的英文歌,ONLYLOVEFARAWAYFROMHOMELALALOVESTOPSTOPSTOPASLONGASYOULOVEME莎莉花园WILDATHEARTBURNINGTROUBLEISAF

表演形式?歌、舞、演讲?再问：恩恩都可以推荐一些剧本好吗不要太难我英语不是很好再答：唱首英文歌吧，Myheartwillgoon

找个外国的明星,有英文简介的.课前讲稿都是引出话题的东西.你可以说下现在的明星怎么怎么的.

mostofyou,mayhaveanexperiencethat,fallinlovewithaseaon.someonemayfondof.but,doyouwanttoother'sidear,

Manyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonasafaculty

studyhardandmakeprogresseveryday

BeautifulVoiceBeingwiththesamedormitoryinuniversity,oneofmyclassmates,whoisfromHarbin,neverhasnotpho

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadn