简单的英语笑话40词

tooDoctor:Yourcoughsoundsmuchbettertoday.Patient:Itshould.I'vebeenpracticingallnight.医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了.

intheotherhand,Uhavemorefingles.够冷够简单了吧从煎蛋那看得

Theshowwason.Itiswasdarkinthecinema.Oneoftheaudiencegotup,movingalongtherowofseatsandwenttothesmokin

不是我挑刺,提问者要求词汇要简单点的,你看你那个GONG有几个孩子认得?还是看看我这个小笑话吧：）太简单,我就不翻译了.Amanhadthreeapples.Hebegantoeatthefirsto

FoxandcockOnemorningafoxseesacock.Hethink,"Thisismybreakfast.''Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknowyouca

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

Teacher:IfIcutabeefsteakinhalfandthencutthehalfinhalf,whatdoIget?Tommy:Quarters.Teacher:AndthenifIcu

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

I'llSeetotheRest　　Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatfor

AsmarthousewifeAsmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewa

某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:iamsorry.老外应道:iamsorrytoo.某人听后又道:iamsorrythree.老外不解,问whatareyousorryfo

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

1.Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'msti

“小子你给我起来！这才第十一拳哪！”mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGo

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

Amanwalksintoashopandseesacutelittledog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,"Doesyourdogbite?"Theshopkeepersays,"No,

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GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."Hesurveyedherfrom