2人英语情景搞笑对话

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

1.Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFrance,Idroveontothenexttown

C(Chinese):HiHowareyou?It'sreallyalongtimewehaven'tseeneachother.A(American);Yup,Iamconfusedbymyhome

A(Cashier):goodmornigsir,howcanihelpyou?B(Guest):goodmorning,I'minroom1209,andIwouldliketochange200U

这个很简单.您去看几集“生活大爆炸”,绝对有收获,这电视剧每分每秒都有笑点

KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

（2）再问：要设计三分钟的对话再答：Excuseme.Areyougoingtothesportcenter?Yes,what'sgoingon?ThisisthefirsttimeIhavegone

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

TheMeanMan'sParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofind

（一）Adogownerclaimedthathispet,whengivenmoney,wouldgotothenewsstalltobuyapaper.Hisfriendinsistedonade

英语短剧远离蛀牙　　　　第一场：　　　　Tod:Wow,it'sachocolatecake!Itmustbedelicious!　　　　Mr.Baker:Tod!Putitontheplate,pl

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

只编了第一个.A---customerB—waiterAwalksintoarestaurant.B:Hi!Howmany?A:One.B:Thisway,please.A:Thanks.B:What

A:Tellmealittlebitaboutyourself.请介绍一下你自己.B:MynameisDavidandIliveinShanghai,Iwasbornin1980.Mymajorwas

A：I'msorry.B：I'msorrytoo.A：I'msorrythree.B：Whatareyousorryfor?A：I'msorryfive..比较冷.再问：...再答：追问什么再问：真拿

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot

(JennyandTonyareatthetrainstation)Tony:WewanttotakeatraintoNewYork.Ticketagent(A):Regularorexpresstr

A:Hello,B.Longtimenosee.Howareyou?B.长时间不见了.你怎么样?B:Iamfine,thankyou,andyou?我很好,你呢?A:Iamfine,too.我也很好.

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp